Harley Quinn Quotes

We usually cheer for good people, but there are some villains that we love to watch. These Harley Quinn quotes show us why.

Harley Quinn is a DC Comics character and part of the supervillain team Suicide Squad.

harley quinn quotes
harley quinn quotes

Harley’s backstory is that she was a psychotherapist intern who worked with the Joker. Instead of helping her, he eventually pulled out her instability and got her by his side.

He isn’t the typical villain which is one of the things DC fans love about his character. He’s one of those villains you love to hate.

Harley Quinn Quotes 

I tried to play by the rules, but no! They wouldn’t let me go straight! Society is to blame – Harley Quinn

We’re bad guys, it’s what we do. – Harley Quinn

There’s so much going on here, and out there, and places we don’t even know about. Everything’s so scary and uncertain. We never know when fate will shake it all up. – Harley Quinn

She’d taken home more bruises than usual, and the man she’d beaten to unconsciousness… not her problem. – Harley Quinn

If you don’t think I’m a princess then you’re 100% right, I’m the fucking queen. – Harley Quinn

We’re bad guys, it’s what we do. – Harley Quinn

No one should ever have to justify a fake mustache – Harley Quinn

Hee…That’s so cute. You think you’re scary. But mister, I’ve seen scary. And you ain’t got his smile. – Harley Quinn

I may be twisted but at least I make it interesting. – Harley Quinn

If I’m mad enough to skip the tears and go straight to laughing, you better run cause I’m about to lose my shit. – Harley Quinn

Self-awareness comes in all forms. – Harley Quinn

She can be so cleverly threatening. – Harley Quinn

If I get mad at you that means I still care. Worry when I don’t get mad. – Harley Quinn

I’m not sure if I attract crazy or if I make them that way. – Harley Quinn

I’ve made so many mistakes and there’s no one left who believes in me. – Harley Quinn

What, you were just thinking you can have a happy family and coach little leagues, and make car payments? Normal is a setting on the dryer. People like us, we don’t get normal – Harley Quinn

You think I’m just a doll. A doll that’s pink and light. A doll you can arrange any way you like. You’re wrong. Very wrong. What you think of me is only a ghost of time. I am dangerous. And I will show you just how dark I can be. – Harley Quinn

I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome. – Harley Quinn

I’m going to kill you. For everything you’ve done to me. All the times you’ve made me feel useless and small. For all the times I will never forget. For all the things I can never forgive. – Harley Quinn

I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you. – Harley Quinn

Hush, little baby, don’t say a word, Momma’s gonna kill for you the whole damn world. – Harley Quinn

My love for my joker was stronger than their mad house walls – Harley Quinn

Don’t get me wrong, my puddin’s a little rough, but he loves me, really. – Harley Quinn

That so cute, you think you’re scary. Well, mister, I’ve seen scary and you don’t have his smile. – Harley Quinn

It soon became clear to me the Joker was actually a tortured soul. Yes, I admit it. As unprofessional as it sounds, I had fallen in love with my patient. Pretty crazy huh? – Harley Quinn

You don’t have to be crazy to be in love. But it helps. – Harley Quinn

You got the look. And a lotta nerve. What you don’t have is the right. Joker was a hero. You’re not fit to lick his boutonniere – Harley Quinn

Only trust someone who can see these three things in you: the sorrow behind your smile; the love behind your anger; and the reason behind your silence. – Harley Quinn

We had mad love, once upon a time. But now that’s over, Mister J. – Harley Quinn

I may look happy but honestly dear, the only way I will really smile is if you cut me ear to ear. – Harley Quinn

Never again. No more obsession, no more craziness, no more Joker. I finally see that slime for what he is: a murderous, manipulative, irredeemable – Harley Quinn

I have done everything you said. Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you. Just accept it – Harley Quinn

I’ll burn the world just to see the fire in your eyes – Harley Quinn

You know, for what it’s worth, I actually enjoyed some of our romps, but there comes a time when a gal wants more. And now, all this girl wants is to settle down with her loving sweetheart. – Harley Quinn

You can’t kill me without becoming like me. I can’t kill you without losing the only human being who can keep up with me. – Harley Quinn

Clothing is clearly not Harley’s priority, but in some comic iterations, it’s become a big factor in her life. – Harley Quinn

I’ll never understand why Superman wears the same outfits every day. – Harley Quinn

You can’t deny there’s an element of glamour to these super criminals. – Harley Quinn

They’ve got Hello Kitty on them. They’re fashionable. – Harley Quinn

Nice to meet you. Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death? – Harley Quinn

I think you should do what he says. It would be a shame to get blood all over my nice new outfit. What do you think, Bat-brain? Like it? What am I saying, ‘course you do. Who wouldn’t? – Harley Quinn

I’m having a BAD DAY! I’m sick of people trying to shoot me, run me over or blow me up! All I wanted was a new dress – and I actually paid for it – Harley Quinn

You really put the ‘fun’ in funeral. – Harley Quinn

I know how the world works, okay? And when it comes to the heart, everyone for themselves, right? – Harley Quinn

We can’t change the past, but there’s a difference between moving on and letting go. – Harley Quinn

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time – Harley Quinn

So, what if I’m crazy? The best people are. – Harley Quinn

What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry, it’s the voices. Ahaha, I’m kidding! That’s not what they really said. – Harley Quinn

Nice work,butterfingers, why didn’tcha just turn the batsignal on while you were at it – Harley Quinn

Every woman has a crazy side that only the right man can bring out. – Harley Quinn

I tried to play by the rules, but no! They wouldn’t let me go straight! Society is to blame – Harley Quinn

Ladies and jerks! There’s been a slight change in tonight’s show. Insteada the opera robbin’ you for somethin’ like a thousand bucks a seat — we’re gonna rob you! Believe me folks, I’ve seen it already. I’m doin’ ya a big favor – Harley Quinn

I dunno about ‘genius,’ but I do got a PhD. – Harley Quinn

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